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"Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered, pulling his McMuffin closer.

The bird didn't hesitate. It dropped the phone—clattering onto the concrete—and sprinted toward the potato with the speed of a prehistoric raptor. aussie reddit

The bird didn't blink. It just let out a dry, rattling honk. "Don't even think about it, mate," Gazza muttered,

The Ibis watched. It hopped down from the bin, landing with a heavy thud on the pavement. It took a step forward, the phone screen glowing against its beak. The bird didn't blink

Suddenly, a tourist in a pristine "I Love Sydney" t-shirt wandered past, eyes glued to a map on their phone. They stepped right into the bird's strike zone. In a blur of white feathers and a curved black beak, the Ibis didn't go for the tourist's bag. It went for the phone.