Blue Mountain State 1x9 Apr 2026

Sammy tries to sell "Smart Pills" to the rest of the team, which turn out to be nothing but extra-strength laxatives he found in a dumpster behind a pharmacy.

The professor, an aging BMS alum who misses the "glory days," gives Thad a C- because he "liked the passion." The team is cleared to play. Alex celebrates by doing absolutely nothing, and Thad ceremonially burns his textbook in the middle of the field.

Thad enters the exam hall wearing a full suit of armor because he "needs to be in a war mindset." As he stares at the first question, he remembers "The Ghost’s" advice: “Sociology is just yelling at people you don't like.”