Episode 07: Proper Condom Use Apr 2026

Ms. Choksondik's frightening lessons convince the girls that boys are carriers of deadly diseases. Believing they must wear protection at all times to avoid "the AIDS," the boys begin wearing condoms constantly. This misunderstanding escalates into an all-out "gender war" involving flamethrowers and nail guns.

Sex education is mandated for the elementary students. Mr. Mackey teaches the boys, while Ms. Choksondik (who despises sex) teaches the girls. Episode 07: Proper Condom Use

Place the condom on the head of the erect penis and unroll it all the way to the base. This misunderstanding escalates into an all-out "gender war"

Ensure the condom is not expired and the packaging is still air-filled (not punctured). Mackey teaches the boys, while Ms

After ejaculation, hold the rim of the condom against the base while the penis is still erect to prevent slipping or leakage. How to Put On a Condom | Follow Easy Instructions

While the episode uses absurdism for comedy, health organizations like the CDC and Planned Parenthood provide actual safety steps for external condoms:

Leave about a half-inch space at the top to collect fluid and prevent the condom from bursting.