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Everything goes back to normal. The screen fades to black as Peter tries to eat the "science" toast off the cat.

Cutaway: Peter is standing in a field with a giant slingshot. He loads a passenger into it. "Next stop, Cincinnati!" He pulls the lever, and the passenger is launched directly into a brick wall.

Cutaway: Peter is at The Cheesecake Factory, staring at a 40-page menu. "I’ve been here for three days and I’m only on the salads! My family is starving at home!" famyli guy

Peter looks at her. "That’s nice, Lois, but have you considered that your approach to the string theory is a bit... derivative?" Lois narrows her eyes. "You want to go, Griffin?"

"Oh God," Stewie groans. "I’ve made them all like Brian. The smugness levels are off the charts!" "Hey!" Brian protests. Everything goes back to normal

Lois walks up, holding a glass of wine. "Peter, I’ve decided to quit the domestic life and pursue a PhD in Theoretical Physics. I’ve already drafted my thesis on the multiverse."

"Oh yeah? Well, I’ll prove it," Peter replies. "I’m going to enter the Quahog Science Fair and win the grand prize: a $50 gift card to ." He loads a passenger into it

"I told you this was a bad idea," Brian says, checking his watch. "I have a date with a girl who thinks The Great Gatsby is about a very successful magician."