Once executed, Matchmakers_Inc.exe would not provide a name or a phone number. Instead, it would generate a single set of GPS coordinates and a timestamp, often years into the future. The "match" was promised to be at those exact coordinates at that exact moment. The Glitch in the Connection

: Reviewers of the code (who have since disappeared from the boards) claimed the .exe was impossibly large for its function, containing terabytes of data compressed into a few megabytes. They suggested the program wasn't finding a match, but simulating one until the real world was forced to catch up. The "Compatibility" Error

The horror associated with the file stems from the "Binary Widow" reports. Users claimed that after running the program, their digital lives began to warp.