Parazitii - O Chema (nr.7) Apr 2026

: The narrative shifts to even stranger characters like Daria , who thought she was "stronger than malaria," and Gabi , whom he left "in a puddle to drown" because she left him so cold.

The story begins in a smoke-filled room where the narrator is looking back at a long list of "bad girls" who crossed his path. It’s a chaotic montage of memories, each one more surreal than the last. Parazitii - O chema (nr.7)

: The narrator recalls waking up next to Ana , only to realize she was "good to put on a wound" because her skin was the color of antiseptic. She was followed by Delia , whom he "devoured in a tent," and Monica , who spent her time chasing wealthy old men until she literally broke her legs in the pursuit. : The narrative shifts to even stranger characters

: Then there was Laura , who was supposed to be with Andrei, but in the narrator's presence, "the Turks were fighting at her mouth." Anca was a different breed—she drank until she vomited and reminded him of a hole in the wall from a Tom and Jerry cartoon. : The narrator recalls waking up next to

The song by the Romanian hip-hop group Paraziții is a satirical, gritty, and dark journey through a series of failed or bizarre encounters with different women. Each verse introduces a new name and a distinct, often absurd reason why the relationship (or the night) went wrong. A Night of Many Names: The Story

: The second half of the story takes a darker, more satirical turn. Amalia left for Italy to "produce" (work the streets), while Nina loved heroin so much that the narrator was left holding her picture when a car finally hit her. Then there was Irina , with hair so greasy it was untouchable, who famously "flew" from the 7th floor on the first night it snowed.

The story concludes with the narrator and his friends talking to themselves, windows rattling from stones and pockets empty of money. They realize that while these women are long gone, they always return to them—if only in their thoughts.