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“Gus, don’t be exactly the ‘Wait’ in ‘Wait for it,’” Shawn retorted, not looking up. “The premiere of Psych 3: This Is Gus is happening right now in London. We can’t wait for the official release. The fans—the Psych-os—they need to know we’ve seen it. Plus, the file name is perfect: Psych_3_This_Is_Gus_YIFY_H264_AAC.mp4. It’s got pedigree.”
“Oh, absolutely,” Shawn grinned, hitting play on the actual movie file he’d hidden behind the prank video. “And Gus? You’ve got the grace of a dolphin. A very nervous, pharmaceutical-selling dolphin.” Psych 3: This Is Gus YIFY
The download chime rang out. It was a crisp, digital ping that sounded like victory. Shawn lunged for the mouse, but Gus was faster. He opened the file, his eyes wide with a mix of terror and vanity. “Gus, don’t be exactly the ‘Wait’ in ‘Wait
“Okay, fine,” Shawn sighed, dropping the act. “There is no pirate code. But I did need to get you to sit down and watch the movie with me because Selene called. She said you’ve been so stressed about the wedding that you haven’t slept in forty-eight hours. I figured a little ‘YIFY’ intrigue was the only way to get you to relax.” The fans—the Psych-os—they need to know we’ve seen it
“Exactly. And according to my vision—which is currently blurred because I’ve been staring at that progress bar for three hours—this file is the key to solving the ‘Case of the Missing Director’s Cut.’ There are twelve extra minutes of you doing the ‘C’mon Son’ face in IMAX quality.”