Rick_e_morty_s03e02 Apr 2026

"We’re just visiting," Morty chirped nervously. "It’s like... a theme park for trauma."

"You seek to leave the Great Nothing?" Hemorrhage asked, his voice a gravelly rumble. Rick_e_morty_s03e02

With a flick of his wrist, Rick opened the portal. Summer hesitated, looking at her throne of bones, then stepped through. Morty followed, dropping the scrap metal. "We’re just visiting," Morty chirped nervously

As the portal closed, Rick looked back at Hemorrhage. "By the way, the cobbler didn't kill your mom. It was a giant space-squid. I was there. It was hilarious." With a flick of his wrist, Rick opened the portal

Rick paused his soldering. "Deep. Real deep, Bucket-Head. Morty, don't listen to him. He’s just a background NPC with a tragic backstory meant to provide atmosphere."

The orange dust of the Blood Ridge wasteland didn't just get into Morty’s lungs; it got into his head. Rick had just finished installing a "Isotope-321" battery into a jagged, rusted war-rig, ignoring the screams of the scavengers Summer was currently leading into battle over a bucket of dirty water.