[s13e18] Patrick The Mailman -

"Star!" Sheldon barked. "You’re not a licensed carrier! You’ve sent the Mayor’s tax returns to a jellyfish field and delivered a box of live sea-urchins to the local retirement home!"

By noon, the Postmaster—a very stressed-out turtle named Sheldon—caught wind of the rogue mailman. He found Patrick in the middle of the street, attempting to "deliver" a stop sign to a confused pedestrian. [S13E18] Patrick The Mailman

Patrick looked at his empty bag, then at the chaos behind him. A mob of citizens was approaching, clutching incorrectly delivered bills and soaked postcards. He found Patrick in the middle of the

"Well," Patrick said, wiping a bead of sweat from his forehead. "At least I didn't forget the most important rule of the mail." "Which is?" Sheldon demanded. "Well," Patrick said, wiping a bead of sweat

"Always lick the stamps," Patrick said, sticking out a tongue that was now permanently stained a neon, adhesive blue.