Teen Lust (2014) Info

Get Laid or Die Trying: A Look Back at Teen Lust (2014) If you’ve ever felt like your parents were a bit too involved in your personal life, spare a thought for Neil, the protagonist of the 2014 Canadian comedy-horror, . Directed by Blaine Thurier , this film takes the classic "trying to lose my virginity" trope and dials it up to a literally hellish level. The Plot: A Race Against the Altar

The story follows Neil (played by Jesse Carere), an awkward high schooler whose seemingly boring, religious parents have a dark secret: they are actually members of a Satanic cult. Even worse, they've promised Neil's "undefiled" virgin flesh as a sacrifice to Satan on his 18th birthday to prevent 1,000 years of peace on Earth. Teen Lust (2014)

Once Neil figures out that the only way to save his soul is to lose his virginity, the movie turns into a frantic, overnight quest. Accompanied by his sex-obsessed best friend Matt (Daryl Sabara), Neil scours the city to find a willing partner before the sun comes up and the cult catches him. A Surprisingly Strong Cast Get Laid or Die Trying: A Look Back

Despite its niche status, Teen Lust features a cast of familiar faces that elevate the "strained silliness" of the script: Teen Lust (2014) - News - IMDb Even worse, they've promised Neil's "undefiled" virgin flesh