Theme Hospital [TESTED]

: Come up with custom, dryly delivered PA announcements to match the iconic in-game voice lines (e.g., "We remind patients that dying in the corridors is strictly prohibited due to floor cleaning schedules." ).

Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas; cured by slicing the excess tongue off in a specialized clinic. Theme Hospital

The Greedy Admin: Win a level by charging the absolute maximum price for every cure. : Come up with custom, dryly delivered PA

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: Showcase how to optimize corridor space, manage radiator heat maps, and prevent the dreaded "tsunami of vomit" from chain-reacting patients.

Excellent for fan fiction, scriptwriting, or humorous social media threads.

: Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for the game's classic illnesses: