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Today You Die (2005) Guide

The film is widely criticized by reviewers for its lack of technical polish, but it has gained a cult following for its bizarre choices: Today You Die (Video 2005)

Seagal stars as , a professional thief with a heart of gold who decides to go straight. His attempt at a normal life involves taking a job as an armored car driver in Las Vegas, but he is quickly framed for a heist by his employer. After a chaotic car chase (notably stitched together with stock footage), Harlan ends up in prison. There, he teams up with a fellow inmate named Ice Cool (played by rapper Treach) to escape and hunt down the people who set him up. Why It's a "Glorious Train Wreck" Today You Die (2005)

is a quintessential "direct-to-video" Steven Seagal action flick—a fascinating mess that marks the peak of Seagal’s mid-2000s transition into what fans often call "The Slacker Era." The Plot: A "Robin Hood" in Las Vegas The film is widely criticized by reviewers for

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