''''traffic Everywhere'' By Richie Kavanagh. Apr 2026

Kavanagh uses the song to observe the quirky behaviors of people stuck in traffic jams:

: Ladies are described using the delay to "powder up their noses" and apply lipstick. ''''TRAFFIC EVERYWHERE'' BY RICHIE KAVANAGH.

The song describes the protagonist's struggle to get to work in his local town, only to be halted by a gridlock of lorries, vans, cars, and even construction machinery (JCBs) digging up the market square. Kavanagh uses the song to observe the quirky

Watch the official performance of 'Traffic Everywhere' to see Richie Kavanagh's comedic delivery: ''''TRAFFIC EVERYWHERE'' BY RICHIE KAVANAGH. Richie Kavanagh YouTube• Mar 13, 2019 Richie Kavanagh YouTube• Mar 13, 2019 : The

: The lyrics detail various ways people pass the time, such as men yawning, smoking ("eating fags"), and picking their noses.

"Oh Traffic, traffic, traffic, ah traffic everywhere. All this feckin' traffic, makes ye want ta swear."